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I'm Not Satisfied Tom: D Intro: E A A7
D Got no place to go A7 Ahahahahahahahah D No love left for me to give A7 Ahahahahahahahah F#m E Why should I pretend I like F#m E To roam from door to door F#m E I guess I will just kill myself F#m E I just don't care no more
Refrão: Bm Em I'm not satisfied Bm Em Everthing I tried Bm Em I don't like the way Bm Em Life has been abusing me A7 Ahahahahahahahah
D Who would care If I was gone? A7 Ahahahahahahahah D Who needs me to care for them? A7 Ahahahahahahahah F#m E Why should I just sit and watch F#m E While the others smile F#m E I just wish that someone cared F#m E If I was happy for a while
Sharleena Tom: Gm Gm F (several times) Ooohs and Aaahs Verse 1 Gm F Gm F I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Dm G Cryin' for Sharleena, can't you see F I called up all my baby's friends 'n asked them G Where she done went F But nobody 'round here seems to know G F Dm G F Dm Where my Sharleena's been where my Sharleena's been Repeat Verse 2 G G11 (= Dm7 / G ) Ten long years I have been lovin' her G G11 (= Dm7 / G ) G G11 Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart, she was mine G G11 (= Dm7 / G ) Ten long years I been lovin' her G G11 (= Dm7 / G ) G G11 Ten long years I would call her my baby, and now, I'm always cryin' Interlude Wah-Wah Rhythm Guitar F G (several times then) Bb Bb Bb C D C# C# C# Eb F
Bridge F C / E Dm C I would be so delighted, I would be so delighted Bb F / A Gm Bb Gm7 C Dm7 (Riff notes D F A ) G If they would just, send her on home to me. Repeat Bridge Outro Dm7 (Riff notes D F A ) G Send my baby home to me Dm7 (Riff notes D F A ) G Send my baby home to me Dm7 (Riff notes D F A ) G Fade
Stinkfoot Tom: C Intro: C F Gm (Bass plays C Eb E F G Bb G) Riff Variant 1
C F Gm (Bass plays C Eb E F G Bb G) Riff Variant 1 In the dark, where all the fevers grow (Carries on) Under the water, where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' by yer radio C Bb Gm (Bass plays C C Bb G Bb G) Riff Variant 2 Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya (Carries on) You ain't got no friends, n' all the others they hate ya Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? Bb C F Gm continues with variant 1 Well, lemme straighten you out, about a place I know... (Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, It's right aroun' the corner!) Out through the night an' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases Out through the night an' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases, mmm...
This has to be the disease for you. Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis, but us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of: Cdim STINK FOOT C Bb Gm (Bass plays C C Bb F F# G)Variant 3 Y'know, my python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night (Carries On) A week went by, an' now it's July, I finally got it off an' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Chromatic Bit Over C5 C#5 D5 Eb5 E5 F5 F#5 G5 (finishes at sick) Here Fido... Fido... Come here little puppy... bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh... sick... Guitar Solo (over Riff variant 2) Chords just before the Solo ends Bb F F Cm C Bb Gm (Bass plays C C Bb G Bb G) Riff Variant 2 Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over (Carries On) An' he looked me straight in the eye an' you know what he said? Once upon a time somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe Well, you know the man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T... IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: "I do it all the time...Ain't this boogie a mess!"
Over Hard Driving (12 to the Bar)
C
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT (Carries On) Later changes to C Bb / C Bb F (POO-DLE...) (... BITES)
More Trouble Every Day Tom: Em Intro: Em Em (G A G) over E Bass pull 2nd and 3rd strings on 12th fret
Brass Riff Em7 Em7 A A G G F#m Em
Verse 1 Em and embellishments Well I'm about to get up sick from watchin my t.v. Em Been checkin' out the news until my eyeballs fail to see Em I mean to say that every day is just another rotten mess Em And when it's gonna change, my friend is anybody's guess.
Pre-Chorus A7 Run (notes) A B D E G A B
So I'm watching and I'm waiting, hopin' for the best, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh A7 B7 Even think I go to praying every time I hear them sayin'
Brass Riff then B7
Chorus Em (Riff [notes] G G E D B G G E D B ) That there's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday Em (Riff [notes] G G E D B G G E D B ) There's No way to delay, that trouble comin' every day Verse 2 Wednesday I watched the riot, I've seen the cops out on the street Watch them throwing rocks and stuff and choking in the heat Listen to reports, About the whiskey passin' round Seen the smoke and fire, And the market burnin' down I watched while everybody on the street would take a turn Em Em Em Em Em Em Em To stomp and smash and bash and crash and slash and bust 'n burn Oh Oh .. Pre-Chorus And I'm watching and I'm waitin hopin' for the best Even think I go to prayin' Every time I hear em sayin' Chorus That there's no way to delay, that trouble comin' every day No way to delay that trouble comin' everyday
Bwana Dik Tom: F#
F# (riff) F# (riff) And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster A7 E E D E If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts Over Em7 (Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . . Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . ends with B7 Em7 A Em C B7 I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Em A Em C B7 Em Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . C D Em C D Em Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls F G E F G C B7 C B7
Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik C B7 C B7 Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik Say!
(F#m7 E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue F#m7 E F#m7 E My dick is a monster Give me your heart F#m7 Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art F#m7 E F#m7 E My dick is a Harley you kick it to start F#m7 Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part F#m7 E F#m7 E My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit F#m7 E F#m7 E My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit D G B Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!
Into Latex Sauna Beef Riff
B E D B A A Mud Shark
Tears Began To Fall Tom: Dm
Dm G C Em / B Am Tears began to fall, The writing's on the wall Dm G C Em / B Am 'Cause there was nothing I could say she took the car and drove away C Em / B C7 / Bb Am G F G And now I'm sittin' here all alone without no love of my own Dm G C Em / B Am That's when the tears began to fall, cause I ain't got no love at all Eb Bb / D Cm7 Bb / D Eb Tears began to fall and fall and fall down my shirt Bb / D Eb Bb / D Cm7 Eb Bb C 'Cause I feel so hurt since my baby drove away Dm G C Em / B Am Tears began to fall, and tears began to fall Eb Bb / D C Tears began to fall and fall and fall and tears began to fall Dm G C Em / B Am Dm G C Em / B Am
Ay ay ay aaaah Ay ay ay aaaah Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah
C Em / B C7 / Bb Am G F G And now I'm sittin' here all alone without no love of my own F G F G Without no love of my own Without no love of my own Dm G Em Am Dm G Em Tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began Am to fall Dm G Em Am Dm G Em Tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began Am to fall Now! Drum Break Eb Bb / D Cm7 Bb / D Eb Tears began to fall and fall and fall down my shirt Bb / D Eb Bb / D Cm7 Eb Bb C 'Cause I feel so hurt since my baby drove away C Dm C / E Dm C Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Dm G Em Am Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) Dm G Em Am Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) C Dm C / E Dm C Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Dm G Em Am Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) C Dm C / E Dm C Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Dm G Em Am Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) Dm G Em Am Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) B C#m B / Eb C#m B Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
C#m F# Ebm Abm Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) C#m F# Ebm Abm Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall) B C#m B / Eb C#m B Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Fade
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are Tom: E
E7 A7 A9 E7 E9 What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this? A7 I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall E7 Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball B7 B7 Bb7 A7 E7 E7 / Ab You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place A Bbdim B7 C9 B9 In New York City, NO SHIT! E7 A9 E7 How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need A7 E7 We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too? E A E7 Well now, what did you have in mind? B7 Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn . . . B7 B7 Bb7 A7 An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin': E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . . WAAAAH! E7 Well, it gets me so hot I could scream A7 A9 E7 ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! A7 E7 A E You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn? E7 A7 E A E Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . . B7 A7 Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 Therell be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????! E7 (What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? E7 (What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? (What kind of groupie) A7 Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie) E7 We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star B7 A7 These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts E7 E7 / Ab A Bbdim B7 They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts! E7 A7 E7 Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week E7#9 E7#9 With a bullet! with a bullet! A7 Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby And you can show me how E7 F#m7 Abm7 Gm7 A young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me, F#m7
ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?
B7 E7 Stop wanna split right away?
Not so fast, you silly boy . there's one thing I gotta say E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts A7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts E7 We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
Uncle Bernies Farm Tom: Am
C (I'm dreaming...)
Am There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, B G Am A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) Am A baby doll that burps 'n pees; B G Am A case of airplane glue!
D There's a hungry plastic troll, To scarf yo buddy's arm! There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: D F G "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
Am There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' B G Am There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy B G Am (She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
D There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money: D F G There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
C7 We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more! F F7 Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction F F7 Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
Am There's a man who runs the country B G Am There's a man who tried to think Am And they're all made out of plastic B G Am (When they melt, they start to stink)
D There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office D F G is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(C and C7)
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying You got little plastic pools of blood Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...) ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... There's this other thing, I... I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder... I got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects We got a '39 Chevy...
Jewish Princess Tom: D
D I want a nasty little jewish princess Bm G With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses D A horny little jewish princess Bm G With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma A Lonely inside G F Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little jewish princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little jewish princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a yemenite hole
I want a darling little jewish princess Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little jewish princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin All up inside I just want a princess to ride Awright, back to the top...everybody twist
I want a funky little jewish princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little jewish princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (vapor-lock)
I want a dainty little jewish princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little jewish princess With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies For two or three nights Wont someone send me a princess who bites Wont someone send me a princess who bites Wont someone send me a princess who bites Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Brown Shoes Dont Make It Tom: F#m Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B
F#m7 B F#m7 B Brown shoes don't make it F#m7 B F#m7 B Brown shoes don't make it F#m7 B F#m7 B Quit school, why fake it F#m7 B F#m7 B Brown shoes don't make it C TV dinner by the pool Db Watch your brother grow a beard C Got another year of school Bb You're OK, he's too weird A A Be a plumber He's a bummer A A He's a bummer every summer Em F#m G A Bm C#m Be a loy-al plas-tic ro-bot D E A F#m E F#m For a world that does-n't care Bb6 Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B
F#m7 B F#m7 B Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work F#m7 B F#m7 B Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work F#m7 B Do your job, and do it right F#m7 B Life's a ball! (TV tonight!) F#m7 B Do you love it, do you hate it? F#m7 B F#m7 There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)
[Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig]
B C# A world of secret hungers, B C# Perverting the men who make your laws B C# Every desire is hidden away, Db Cb Fm7add5 Db6/9 Gbmaj7 Fm7add5 In a drawer, in a desk, Cbmaj7 Dbmaj7 Eb F Gbmaj7 Eb Gb By a Nau-ga-hyde chair G On a rug where they walk and drool G Past the girls in the office
[back to 4/4 time sig]
N.C (throte clearing sounds) N.C You see in the back, of the cynical mind N.C The dream of a girl about thirteen N.C Off with her clothes and into a bed, N.C Where she tickles his fancy all night long
(all 8ths)
N.C D D C B A G A B His wife's attending an orchid show (can do the above but a screaming sound is played here) She squealed for a week to get him to go N.C But back in the bed his teenage Queen
Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!
C Dm And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes! Em F G F Em She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose, But Em C Dm He cannot be fooled, Old City Hall Fred, C Bb C D9 E9 She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed!
Cmaj7 C/Em Dm7 Eb/Bb Do it a-gain, and do it some more! Cmaj7 Em6(sus Eb) Dm Am7 That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure!
Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty
G Dm F Em Dm C She's a dirty young mind. Cor-rupt-ed, cor-rod-ed G Dm F Em Dm C Well she's thir-teen to-day, And I hear she gets load-ed
(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds)
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
Bb A Ab G7 Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup, C7 F7 Bb Dbdim F7 And strap her on again, Oh ba-by! Bb A Ab7 G7 Smother that girl in chocolate syrup, C7 F7 And strap her on again! Bb Bb7 She's a Teenage Baby, and she turns me on, Eb I'd like to make Her do a nasty Gb7 On the White House Lawn! Bb A Ab G7 Going to smother that daugh-ter in chocolate syrup, C7 F7 Bb And boogie till the cows come home!
N.C Time to go home, Madge is on the phone N.C Gotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys N.C TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school
C Bb Ab Life is such a ball Gb D C Am9 I run the world from Ci-ty Hall
Valarie Tom: G Intro:(G-Em-C-D)
G La la la la la la la Em La la la la la la la C La la la la la la la D La la la la la la la
G Em Although you don't want me no more C D Oh, but it's alright, alright with me G Em 'cause you know, you're gonna want me some day C D Yes, you will want me, and I'll run away
G Oh Valarie, (Valarie), Em Valarie, (Valarie), C Valarie D Dont you want me, dont you need me
G Valarie, Em Valarie, C Valarie, D Valarie
G Em Although you don't want me no more C D Oh, but it's alright, it's alright with me G Em 'cause you know, you're gonna want me some day C D Oh you will want me, and I'll run away
G Oh Valarie, (Valarie), Em Valarie, (Valarie), C Valarie, D Valarie
Lonely Little Girl Tom: Ab
Pt. 1:
Ab Ebm You're a lonely little girl Ab Ebm But your mommy and your daddy don't care Ab Ebm You're a lonely little girl Bbm Eb Cm F The things they say just hurt your heart Bbm Eb Cm F It's too late now for them to start Gm To understand the way you feel F#m Gm Ab The world for them is too unreal Gm So you're lonely lonely lonely Am Lonely little girl...
Pt. 2:
C9 All your children Esus4 Am Are poor, unfortunate victims Dsus4 Of systems beyond their control C9 Esus4 A plague upon your ignorance Am D And the gray despair of your ugly life
Lets Make The Water Turn Black Tom: C
VERSE 1: C Em/B Am Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true Dm Em Fm G I want everyone to listen and believe C Em/B Am It's about some little people from a long time ago Bb Eb Ab G And all the things the neighbors didn't know C Em/B Am Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work Dm Em Fm G Selling lamps and chairs to San Ber'dino Squares C Em/B Am And I still remember mama with her apron and her pad Bb Am D Feeding all the boys in Ed's Cafe
CHORUS: G F G Am Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day G Am Bm D Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away G F Eb D And all the while on a shelf in a shed C Ab G Kenny's little creature's on display
VERSE 2: C Em/B Am Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room Dm Em Fm G A marvel to be seen; dysentery green C Em/B Am While Kenny and his buddies had a game out in the back F G Am LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK!
BRIDGE: Em A We see them after school in a world of their own Em A To some it might seem creepy what they do... Em C B The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night Em D I bet you'd do the same if they was you
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3: C Em/B Am Ronnie's in the Army now and Kenny's taking pills Dm Em Fm G Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn! C Em/B Am Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! F G Am Wait till the fire turns green... F G Am Wait till the fire turns green... F G A(major) WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Tom: Am
(VERSE 1):
Am There will come a time when everybody who is lonely Bm Will be free to sing and dance and love Am There will come a time when every evil that we know Bm Will be an evil that we can rise above C7 Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed G Em We know that hair ain't where it's at Am D G There will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat! Em Wah-wah-wah-wah!
(Instrumental/Melodic Vocal):
Am La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Bm La La La La La La La La Am La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Bm La La La La La La La La C7 Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deelde dee) G Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee) Em Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Am D G
Em Wah-wah-wah-wah!
(VERSE 2):
Am There will come a time when everybody who is lonely Bm Will be free to sing and dance and love (Dance and love) Am There will come a time when every evil that we know Bm Will be an evil that we can rise above (Rise above) C7 Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford G Em to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants? Am D There will come a time when you can even G Take you clothes off when you dance!
Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Tom: G
(VERSE 1):
G Em What's the ugliest C D7 part of your body? G Em What's the ugliest C D7 part of your body? G Em Some say your nose C D7 Some say your toes G Em But I think it's your mind (Your mind) C D7 I think it's your mind (Woo woo!)
(VERSE 2):
C9 All your children Esus4 Am Are poor, unfortunate victims Dsus4 Of systems beyond their control C9 Esus4 A plague upon your ignorance Am D And the gray despair of your ugly life
(VERSE 3):
Am Where did annie go
when she went to town?
Who are all those creeps
That she brings around?
(VERSE 4):
C9 All your children Esus4 Am Are poor, unfortunate victims Dsus4 Of lies you believe C9 Esus4 A plague upon your ignorance Am Which keeps the young D From the truth they deserve
Bobby Brown Tom: C
C Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown Am They say I'm the cutest boy in town Dm My car is fast, my teeth is shiny G I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
C Here I am at a famous school Am I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool Dm I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper G Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
F Oh God I am the American dream C Am I do not think I'm too extreme F G An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch G I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich G (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
C Women's Liberation Am Came creepin' across the nation Dm I tell you people I was not ready G When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie C She made a little speech then, Am Aw, she tried to make me say "when" Dm She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick G I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
F Oh God I am the American dream C Am But now I smell like Vaseline F G An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch G Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which G (I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder)
C So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit Am I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Dm Got a job doin' radio promo G An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo C Eventually me 'n' a friend Am Sorta drifted along into S&M Dm I can take about an hour on the tower of power G 'Long as I gets a little golden shower
F Oh God I am the American dream C Am With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream F G An' I'll do anything to get ahead G I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" F Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! C Am Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic F G And my name is Bobby Brown F G Watch me now, I'm goin down, F G And my name is Bobby Brown F G Watch me now, I'm goin down,
(Keep Repeating Last 2 Lines}