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King of Comedy Tom :D
D Make your money with a suit and tie A Make your money with a shrewd denial C G Make your money expert advice, G A (before chorus hold 1st A on this line) If you can wing it
D Make your money with a power ply A Make your money with a buyout bribe C G G A Make it lie as long as you mean it
Chorus: Gm C G I'm not King of Comedy Gm C G Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
D Make your money with exploitation A Make it holy illumination C G Say a prayer at every station G A Don't forget to ask for mercy
D Make your money with a pretty face A Make it easy with product placement C G Make it charged with controversy G A I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi
Gm C G I'm not king of comedy, Gm C G I'm not your magazine, Gm C G I'm not your television
{Bridge:} G5 Slide (8x)
D Make your money, make it rich A make it young and make it quick C G Make your money on the jukebox, baby, G A it's pick up sticks
D Make your enemies make your moves A Make your critics fumble through C G Make it smart and make it schmooze G A Make it look easy
Gm C G I'm not king of comedy, Gm C G I'm not your magazine, Gm C G I'm not your television Gm C G I'm not your movie screen Gm C G I'm not commodity (all together now)
{Following chords are picked:}
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Gm C G
I'm not commodity
Nightswimming Tom: G Intro: (Rhy. Fig. 1)
G C G D5
E-|--------------------|--------------|--------------------|------------------|
B-|--------------------|--1-----------|--------------------|--3---------------|
G-|-----0---2-------0--|--0-----------|-----0---2-------0--|--2---------------|
D-|-0---------------0--|--2-----------|-0---------------0--|--0---------------|
A-|-----------------2--|--3-----------|-----------------2--|------------------|
E-|-3-----------3------|--------------|-3-----------3------|------------------|
(Piano arranged for guitar)
Verses: (Rhy. Fig. 2)
G C D5 G E-|--------------------|---------------------------------|--------------------| B-|-------0------------|-1-3--1--1--0---3-0--------------|-------0------------| G-|----0--0----0--0----|-0--------------2------2---------|----0--0----0--0----| D-|-0----------------0-|-2--------------0----------4---2-|-0----------------0-| A-|------------2-------|-3-------------------------------|------------2-------| E-|-3--------3---------|---------------------------------|-3--------3---------|
C A C D5 E-|-------------------------|--------------------|----------------------------| B-|-1-3--1-1-0-2-0----------|-1------------------|-3--------------------------| G-|-0----------2----2--0----|-0-0-2----0--2------|-2-0--2------0--0-----------| D-|-2----------2----------2-|-2-----2----------2-|-0-------0------0---4--2--4-| A-|-3----------0------------|-3-------------3----|-------------0---------0----| E-|-------------------------|----------3---------|----------------------------|
G C D5 G C A | C | D5 |
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night.
G C D5 G C A |
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago,
C D5
turned around backwards so the windshield shows.
G C D5 G C A |
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse.
C D5
Still, it's so much clearer.
G C D5 G
I forgot my shirt at the water's edge.
C A C | D5 |
The moon is low tonight.
{Play Rhy. Fig. 1}
G C D5 G
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night.
C D5 G5
I'm not sure all these people understand.
C D5 G
It's not like years ago,
C A C D5 G5
The fear of getting caught, of recklessness and water.
C D5 G
They cannot see me naked.
C A C D5 G
These things, they go away, replaced by everyday.
C G C A |
Nightswimming. Remembering that night.
C D5 C C D5 |
September's coming soon. I'm pining for the moon.
G C A C
And what if there were two side by side in orbit
D5 G
around the fairest sun?
C D5 G C A C | D5 |
That bright, tight forever drum could not describe nightswimming.
G C D5 G C A |
You, I thought I knew you. You, I cannot judge.
C D5
You, I thought you knew me.
G C D5 G C
This one laughing quietly underneath my breath.
A C | D5 |
Nightswimming.
{Play Rhy. Fig. 1}
{Interude:}
G C G C A
E-|--------------|--------------------|----------------|----------------------|
B-|-------12--12-|-12-----------------|----------------|-12-------------------|
G-|--------------|------14-12---------|-------------12-|-----14--12--14----12-|
D-|--------------|-------------14--12-|---------12-----|----------------14----|
A-|--------------|--------------------|----------------|----------------------|
E-|--------------|--------------------|----------------|----------------------|
(Oboe arranged for guitar)
C D5 E-|-----------------------|----------------------------| B-|-------12--------------|------12---12---------------| G-|-(12)------14---12-----|----------------14--12---14-| D-|--------------------14-|-12-------------------------| A-|-----------------------|----------------------------| E-|-----------------------|----------------------------|
G C
The photograph reflects,
D5 G C
every streetlight a reminder.
A C D5 G | C D5|
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night,
G C A C | D5 |
deserves a quiet night.
{Outro:}
G C D5 G E-|---------------|-------12-------------|------------------------------------| B-|--12---13---15-|-15-------------------|-12/\/\/\/\/---15--13--13--12-------| G-|---------------|-------------12---14--|------------------------------------| D-|---------------|----------------------|------------------------------------| A-|---------------|----------------------|------------------------------------| E-|---------------|----------------------|------------------------------------|
C A C D5 E-|---------------------------|----------------|------------------------------| B-|-12------------------------|------12--------|-12---------------------------| G-|----14-14--12-12-----------|-12-------14-12-|-----14-14--12-12--11------11-| D-|------------------14-12-14-|----------------|-----------------------14-----| A-|---------------------------|----------------|------------------------------| E-|---------------------------|----------------|------------------------------|
C A C D5 G E-|------------------------|------------------|----------------------|--------| B-|-12---------------------|--12--------------|-----12--12-----------|-----0--| G-|----14---12--14------12-|------14---12-----|-------------14-12-14-|-12/-0--| D-|-----------------14-----|---------------14-|-12-------------------|-----0--| A-|------------------------|------------------|----------------------|--------| E-|------------------------|------------------|----------------------|-----3--|
Monty got a raw Deal
Tom: Gm
Intro: Gm Bb
Gm Bb
Gm Bb
Dm C G
Gm Bb Gm Bb Monty this seems strange to me, the movies had that movie thing Gm Bb Dm C G But nonsense has a welcome ring and heros don't come easy
Gm Bb Gm Bb Now nonsense isn't new to me, I know my head I know my feet Gm Bb Dm C G Dm C G But mischief knocked me in the knees so just let go, just let go
Gm Bb Gm Bb I saw the ocean meet the man, I saw you buried in the sand Gm Bb Dm C G A friend was there to hold my hand, so walk on by
Gm Bb Gm Bb So I went walking through the stream, I saw you strung up in a tree Gm Bb Dm C G Dm C G A woman out there said to me, said hold your tongue, hold your tongue
Bb Dm C G Bb Dm C G You don't owe me anything, you don't want this sympathy [waste your breath] Bb Dm C Dm C G Don't you waste your breath [waste your breath] for the silver screen
Gm Bb Gm Bb That nonsense doesn't mean a thing, they tried to bust you in a sting Gm Bb Dm C G But virtue isn't everything so don't waste time
Gm Bb Gm Bb Now Here's a rhyme that you must hear, put this on your reel to reel Gm Bb Dm C G Dm C G Mischief through a rotten deal, Monty's laying low, he is laying low Dm C G Dm C G Just let go, just let go
Bb Dm C G Bb Dm C G You don't owe me anything, you don't want this sympathy [waste your breath] Bb Dm C Bb Dm C G Don't you waste your breath [waste your breath] Monty this seems strange to me
The Sidewinder sleeps Tonight
Tom: F
Intro: D////G//C//Am///
D////G//C//Am///
D////G//C//Am///
Then:
C Em e---------0-----|---------0--------- B-------------1-|-------------0----- G--0------------|--0---------------- D--2------------|--2---------------- A--3------------|--2---------------- E---------------|--0----------------
F C
This here is the place where I will be staying
F
There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
C F
Let it ring a long long long long time
Am C F C
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more, Ohhhhhhh...
F Am C
If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil
D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C Em {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
F
There are scratches all around the coin slot
C F
Like a heartbeat baby trying to wake up
C
But this machine can only swallow money
F
you can't lay a patch by computer design
Am C
Just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
F C
Tell her
F C F
Tell her she can kiss my ass, then laugh and say that you were only kidding.
Am C
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me.
D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C Em {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
F
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
C F
Today I need something more sub - s(tub) - sub - substantial.
C
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
F Am C
A Candy bar, a fallen star, or a reading from Doctor Suess
D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C Em {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
Bridge:
{Here's how to pick the chords in the bridge}:
Bm Am C e---------2------|---------0------|-------0------ B-------------3--|-------------1--|------------1- G----------------|----------------|-------------- D----------------|----------------|-------------- A-2--------------|-0--------------|-3------------ E----------------|----------------|--------------
Bm Am
The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way.
Bm Am
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend,
Bm Am
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep, but to dream
C Em
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her
C Em {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her D D/F# D D/F# G5 C9 G5 Am I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her
C Em D/A We've got to moogie moogie move on this one.
Ignoreland Tom: F Intro: F | G | F | G (play chords each for one measure, then riff section)
riff: (Guitar 2 plays riff, Guitar 1 plays chords above tab)
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C E-|--------------------------------------------| B-|---10-------12\-------8----10---------------| G-|---10-------12\-------5-----7----------4\0--| D-|--------------------------------------------| A-|--------------------------------------------| E-|--------------------------------------------|
D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D
These bastards stole their power from the victims of the
Em7 D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D
Us v. Them years. Wrecking all things virtuous and true.
D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal
D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7
lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
C D C D
They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine.
C D F G
Marched into the capital brooding duplicitous, wicked and able, media-ready,
F
heartless, and labeled. Super U.S. citizen, super achiever,
G
mega ultra power dosing. Relax.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C
Defense, defense, defense, defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
D5 G/D Em7 The information nation took their clues from all the sound - bite gluttons. D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7 Nineteen eighty, eighty-four, eighty-eight, ninety-two too, too. D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7 How to be what you can be, jump jam junking your energies. D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7 How to walk in dignity with throw-up on your shoes.
C D C D
They amplified the autumn, nineteen seventy-nine.
C D F
Calculate the capital, up the republic my skinny ass.
G F
T.V. tells a million lies. The papers terrified to report
anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon,
G F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this. So, what to do, man.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
C Bm
If they weren't there we would have created them. Maybe, it's true,
Bb A
but I'm resentful all the same. Someone's got to take the blame.
D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7
I know that this is vitriol. No solution, spleen-venting,
D5 D7(no 3rd) G/D Em7
But I feel better having screamed; don't you?
C D C D
They desecrated winter, nineteen seventy-nine.
C D F G
Capital collateral. Brooding duplicitous, wicked and able, media-ready,
F
heartless, and labeled. Super U.S. citizen, super achiever,
G
mega ultra power dosing. Relax.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C
Defense, defense, defense, defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.
F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
{Outro:}
D F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D F(VIII) G(X) C(III) D(V) C D
"This is not a revolution, I did not do the revolution, thank you"
Star me Kitten Tom: G
Gadd6
Keys cut, three for the price of one.
Bb C Bb C
Nothing's free, but guaranteed for a lifetimes use.
Bb C NC Gadd6
I've changed the locks and you can't have one.
You, you know the other two.
Bb C Bb
The brakes have worn so thin that you could hear,
C Bb C NC Gadd6
I hear them screeching through the door from our driveway
Hey love, look into your glove box heart.
Bb C Bb C
What is there for me inside? This love is tired.
Bb NC C D5
I've changed the locks. Have I misplaced you?
E5 G5 C D5 E5 G5 C
Have we lost our minds? Will this never end?
D5 E5 G5 NC
It could depend on your take.
Gadd6
You. Me. We used to be on fire.
Bb C Bb C Bb C
If keys are all that stand between, can I throw in the ring? No gasoline.
NC
Just fuck me kitten.
Bb C Bb C You are wild, and I'm in your possession. Bb C NC Nothing's free, so fuck me kitten. Bb C NC (Gadd6) I'm in your possession, so fuck me kitten.
Toys in the Attic(Aerosmith) Tom :A
A A E D D A G D A B Light voices scream nothing seems real's a dream E A E Leaving the things that you learned behind E A E Leaving the things that you love behind E A E All of the things that you learned were real E A Nothing except for the years A E D D A G D A B Voices scream, nothing seems real's a dream E E E D A Toys toys toys in the attic
A A E D D A G D A B Light voices scream nothing seems real's a dream E A E Leaving the things that you love behind E A E Leaving the things that you learned behind E A E All of the things that you learned were real E A Nothing except for the years A E D D A G D A B Voices scream, nothing seems real's a dream E E E D A Toys toys toys in the attic
Moral Kiosk Tom: D2 Intro: Esus4
D2 A/C# E Scratch the scandals in the twilight D2 A/C# E Trying to shock but instead D2 A/C# E Idle hands all orient to her D2 A/C# E Pass a magic pillow under head
F#m G#m E B Its so much more attractive F#m G#m E B Inside the moral kiosk Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight
D2 A/C# E They scratch the scandals in the twilight D2 A/C# E She was laughing like a Horae D2 A/C# E Put that knee in dour landslide D2 A/C# E Take this step to dash a roveing eye
F#m G#m E B Its so much more attractive F#m G#m E B Inside the moral kiosk Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight
{Bridge:} Dsus2 A/C# B (x 2)
D2 A/C# E Scratch the scandals in the twilight D2 A/C# E Trying to shock but instead D2 A/C# E Idle hands all orient to her D2 A/C# E Pass a magic pillow under head
F#m G#m E B Its so much more attractive F#m G#m E B Inside the moral kiosk Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight
(The interlude is a play on the G chord)
Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight Esus4 Inside, cold, dark, fire, twilight